The Excuse game

O_o don't EVEN want to know how you did that

i left cause it was boring

ok bye bye this was just wat i was aiming for

i left because because ur face hurts my eyes

Stop looking in a mirror then (man were getting really nasty huh?)

I was gonna use the mirror but then you broke it

im sorry i didnt mean to.. (yeah we r)

i wouldve helped get the glass off the floor but i have to go to the bakery

Could have went there earlier

I would have gone with you, but I'm too busy handling.... business involving a female charizard, not involving her hunger

wow talk about pervertedness...

i couldnt watch because i was running from shadow monsters

Oh ha ha, Exactly why are you on a adult site then. >:3
You should've had a V8

I would have helped, but I was too busy using a reused joke

Dane cook ladies and gentlemen

I tried to help but i got destracted....again.....by something shiney.....again

and we have a parrot that repeats itself

i tried to take u to the shrink to get help, but was caught by the shadow monsters

And you tell me to stop playing with hobos

I tried to help you but i got offered free food

which is loaded with garbage your body don't need

I would do something but I'm tired

take a five hour energy shot

i would get you one but now I'M tierd

well maybe you should follow your own advice

u know wat i finally escaped the shadow monsters, but was caught by Lucian's aliens

who anal probe you! XD

I would worry about you, but I'm stuck in another cage with a horny alien!

Who horribly and disgustingly rapes you, but then when you thought it couldn't get worse, your DNA gets mixed into the alien, resulting in you merging with it! Dun dun dun dunnnnn

I would help, but I'm too busy playing around with my New Windows 7 Ultimate

UNTIL YOUR COMPUTER CRASHES AND WHEN YOU RESTART ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US!

I would fix your computer but I'm too busy playing with my now herm self! XD

who then decides to take over ur identity and ruin ur reputation

i woulda saved ur reputation but was to busy trying to save mine from my own alien problem

Just shoot the aliens and get it done!

I would've helped you with your alien problem, but I was too busy staring at Wolf o' Donnel's ass.

Scoot back from the tv

I would of scooted you back but I was too busy rping with shadowfang

because I'm awesome like that

I would rp really well today but my thoughts keep wandering to Grimmjow

*pounce* "heh thinking of me?"

I'd help you get unpounced but I was busy fighting fighter jets piloted by T-Rex

I would get myself unpounced, but I like being right where I am too much

I would help you get motivated to be unpounced, but I don't want to. Wait, is that an excuse?

I would honestly give a care and really want to do something, but my brain and my standards don't get along, and therefore they won't let me make my own decisions for myself.

I would love to place an excuse, but one wasn't provided by the person above me! XD

Ide be more than happy to make an excuse but my kindergarden teacher ask me how I cold stomach such lies lets just say I lost my book of ecuses that day XD

I'd love to help save the world, but the world is screwed anyways, so it'd be a wast of time!

Ide love to change your mind but im still digesting that book X/

The world isn't screwed because I'm the one saving it.

I would have also saved Catherine, but I am too tired. (a cookie to those who get the reference)

I Would have have helped but You were already in my stomach

Ide get up from this rather comfy spot but the sky is holding me down.

I'd make you move but I wanna stay put too

I would try to get up at this point but Grimmy is warmz -w- *snuggles under Grimmjow*

(whats this?)

I'd poke the espeon, but it would eat me.

And that's a bad thing?

I'd help you but James would come after me with rusty

Maybe not for you. You'd probably eat me, too, as a way of "helping" xD

I'd help you with James, but, I'm too lazy.

I'd help both of you, but Grimmy won't let me up XD

Then again I don't wanna move even if he would let me up...-w- warmz...

I'd kick all of your butts for being knuckleheads, but after kicking the butt of Knuckles the Echidna, my foot needs to rest.

Then chop it off and put it to bed.

I'd help you but as you can see my avatar is just two ghosts reading... plus Ima painting a tree... I cant get ze fukkin tree DAM I VILL EVRY'VONE IN ZE VORLD! (its damn i will kill evryone in the world, btw )(100 cookies to first person to get the reference)

***HOWD I DO FOR 3RD POST ***

(sorry to say the thread is dead if it hasnt been posted in for more than a month...maybe. This is dead)