the 'what would you do if...' game

I would be VERY bored...and take up some useless skill like knitting cozies for random things

how would you react if your mind was raped by Gengar?

Wonder if I can summon lubricant in my own mind.

What would you do if a Pidgeotto tapped on your window?

Eep, then open the window and try to pet the pretty birdy! XD

What would you do if a Swalot was eating you?

have charmeleon roast him.

What would you do if a zombie was in you house

beat it upside the head with a shovel

What would you do if you woke up and a female anthro Pokemon of any variety was laying on top of you sqishing her boobs against your face?

push her!!

What would you do groudon ate your cat

I would not worry since my cat in trained on how to escape from groudons


What would you do if a Snorlax sits on you

hope I avoided a fatal squashing by ending up it's ass hole

What would you do if a Charizard tried to vore you?

Throw water on his tail

What would you do if you see a sleeping Snorlax?

hope he STAYS asleep and I don't get eaten

what would you do if you had an Eevee in your house?

Have a full zangoose in my house. *BLUUUURPPPP!!!*

What would you do if you recieved an invite to take part in a pokemon tournament, but one where the losers are eaten?

accept and hope like all hell I won!

what would you Fat Zangoose Brat, do if you beat me in said tournament in the final fight?

Give the crowd a good show as I shove you up my rear, finally pulling up my fundoshi behind.

What would you do if you witnessed that, and were next up.

(well here's my secondary chars answer)

Roz: kick your chubby little ass for hurting Shadowfang!

hmmm... be covered in cream? or shnitzel afraid YOU CHOOSE! =D

what would you do if an areoplane crashed into yoru yard (and aeroplane is an airplane made out of aero bars)

I'd choke on mah coffee, shout 'WHAT THE DEUCE?!' then make sure ppl were alive and call 911

what would you do if Scrappy Doo SUCCEEDED in using his fabled 'Puppy Power' in the Scooby Doo cartoons?

eat him.

what would you do if you were made of chocolate sauce?

I would hide from my dogs because they would eat me.

What would you do if pokemon became real and started voring/raping everyone?

Hide in a corner, where I stay till I am the last of the human species.

What would you do, if the human population suddenly turned into pokemons, and you were the last human there.

I would get vored by one and die

What would you do if all of your friends IRL betrayed you and made fun of you all the time and you had no friends?

in the words of Weird Al's 'Thats your Horoscope for today' simply this: KILL THEM! (it's Sagittarius' thing, Imma Sagittarius)

what would you do if you got a message via electronic card saying you were invited by the 'greatest pokemon master' to his private island?, only to find out it was Mewtwo and he was seeking to turn all humans into pokemon?

Accept Mewtwo's plan on the condition that I could choose which pokemon I would become ^-^

What would you do if you were given the opportunity to become any Pokémon, but have no recollection of your past life.

I'd choose to be mewtwo and proceed to take over the world

What would you do if you were sucked through a random worm hole in the sky and were transported to the pokemon world

HAVE THE TIME OF MY LIFE! XD

what would you do if a Kangaskhan who lost her baby adopted you because you lost your family?.

I'd bite her and run away TOP SPEED...

What would you do if you wake up in a pokemon pinball game as your favorite pokemon, yet would be vored if you lost all lives?

um.... lose deliberately? XD

what would you do if Jesse James and Meowth started stalking you because they idiotically think your rare color pokemon of whatever type is the most powerful?

The gengar would not like what it found in my mind =p

oh, i fail at this game.

I would say they are dumbasses and walk away laughing.

What would you do if a snorlax sneezed on you?

go O_o wtfbbq? then take a shower to cleanse myself of the snot from the sneeze.

what would you do if you found Jirachi?

I'd say OMFGLOL HAI and wish for an empty stomach... *glares*

What would you do if you found Celebi and travel through time at any time at all???

go to the future in the hopes it's better than life is currently.

what would you do if you had a drunk Blaziken in your house?

Ice punch it outta the building.

What would you do if you saw Uxie's eyes and forgot about who you are in reality?

Uhh, what am I doin here?

What would ye do if the world suddenly reversed directions like a mirror?

run into the walls of my house like a dazed bird

what would you do if you had a drunken sailor in your house early in the morning?

Kick his ass and then call the cops for trespassing

[Ah,forgot the second part,here it is]

What would you,SHadowFang,do if we met IRL,were turned to pokemon,became best friends,then had one choice to do anything?

try to vore my idiot brother for being, in brit terms, a Wanker.

would YOU do Safreas?

I would travel with you and vore what you told me to,cuz im the kind to listen to others,as long as no one gets hurt[vore doesnt count]

[Forgot 2nd part]

Shadowfang,what would you do if i came to you,asked you out,then told you i could make us both pokemon?

{Err... Am I interupting something?}

(nah not really)

Adler what would you do if you got to be your fav pokemon? in RL

Mothim.
I'd fly about the place looking awesome and freaking people out.

What would you do if you could lick your elbow?

finally be able to clean myself like a kitteh! XD

what if someone captured you as a mothim and you were put in a zoo?

NO BARS CAN WITHSTAND A BUG BUZZ! muhahahaha...

What would you do if you got warped to the future and had to face a swarm of tyranids?

oh shit... MOVE ZIG! *runs away*

what would you do if 2101 came around and war really DID begin in space?

Alien Scumbags! *Grabs shotgun*

What would you do if you could you knew the date of your death?

PARRRTY if it was soon otherwise go on with my life

what would you do if you could see the future?

@ Adler: write my will signing my body over to science so they can use my brain and nervous system to figure out what makes autistic kids the way they are.

@ Lucian: sigh and become depressed at the fact that the REALLY cool shit would be for the rich and the poor would STILL get shafted

what would you do if someone you loved was about to die and you couldn't stop it?

Be rather sad an mopey and try to get over it, but still comfort them.

What would ye do If  I eated your toes?

o_0 freak out

what would you do if you could breath underwater?