the 'what would you do if...' game

scare the hell out of my friends by making them think I drowned (at least if we had a fight or they'd recently done something to upset me)

what would you do for a klondike bar?

I would shave off my fur

What would you do if I was over 9000?!

I'd scream to increase my own power

What would you do if you ended up in the soul society?

try to sneak into Squad 11 headquarters

what would you do if you ended up in Sunagakakure?

I would try to get some of Gara's sand

What you do if you ended up in Las Noches?

hope like HELL Gin didn't find me, or a Hollow didn't kill me

what would you do if you were placed in Kenpachi's squad and you reached Bankai?

I would probably go to Uketake for some advice before i do anything

What would you do if you were placed in Byakuya's squad?

try to get OUT of his dang squad

what would you do if Kenpachi was drunk and picking a fight with you?

run like HELL and hope he doesn't catch me

What would you do if Rangiku was drunk and was hitting on you

hit on her right back!

what would you do if Drunk Kenpachi caught up to you, and in doing so became sober?

Um try to keep him from fighting me

What would you do if you ended up on a date with Grimmjow

wonder if I'd be in his stomach by the end of the date

what would you do if Tousen killed Ukitake?

Be seriously pissed and sick Hisagi and Urahara on him at the same time

What would do if you ran into Orihime on the street?

help her up and walk around her and her strange food ideas.

what would you do if you walked into a room and saw Grimmjow just as he finished successfully voring someone?

blink and slowly back out of the room so as not to get vored too

What would you do if YOU were the one grimmjow was going to vore

probably let him do it, no point running away when he's faster

What would you do if Yammy decided you looked 'strong' enough to fight and took a swing at you

I would do the same thing as if i was fighting Kenpachi :RUN LIKE HELL

What would you do if you made it to captain in any of the gotei 13?

try my absolute best NOT to fuck up the job

what would you do if Yamamoto HIMSELF picked you to captain Tousen's old squad?

Freak out a little bit at even getting any attention from the old man but do my absolute best to keep bring my squad back from it's shame and depression

What you do if you got picked to replace Gin

excuse myself from Captain Yamamoto's presence, sit in my new Office for a good hour going 'howthefuckdoINOTfuckupnow!?' repeatedly, then when my new Lieutenant pops into the office yell "GREAT GOGGLY MOOGLY KNOCK NEXT TIME!" and finally get around to bringing the squad back up to snuff.

What would you do if you were in the Rukon district and Kenpachi sensed your Spiritual pressure and shwed up to drag you to Yamamoto?

Go peacefully hoping I don't do anything to piss him off

What would you do it you got to choose your zanpaktou's from and name

Choose normal Katana with an indigo blade and call it Yukihime' Ryu

What would you do if you found out you could see ghosts like Ichigo can?

Go out and try and help anyone i can after i made sure i hadn't gone crazy

What would you do if you could Be trained by Yamamoto your self?

RE-die on the spot from ohmygodyamamotowantstotrainME!? syndrome

what would you do if you were put in Komamaru's squad? (the big guy that was friends with Tousen)

Stare in awe until he gets pissed and then do every thing I can to get him to notice me in a good way

What would you do if Aizen asked you to come with him?

tell him FUCK NO and likely get dragged into the Garganta by Gin

What would you do if Soi Fon wanted you on her squad?

Graciously accept her offer and work my ass off not to disappoint

What would you do if yoruichi wanted to train you?

Ask 'When can we begin?"

What would you do if you got stuck in a three way between you, Soi Fon and Yoruichi?

Hmm where to start? XD

What would you do if you had t chose between having sex with Rangiku, Kenpachi, And Grimmjow?

figure out how to do it on three different days so each wouldn't know they were sharing me

what would you do if you were Dating Soi Fon, but got caught cheating on her with Orihime?

Pray that she kills me quickly and painlessly

What would you do if you had to choose between Kenpachi and Grimmjow?

pick Grimmjow and run like hell till me and him were in Hueco Mundo, forgetting Grimmy might be 'hungry'

What would you do if SOI FON cheated on YOU with Yoruichi?

I'd blink in dissbalef for a moment then ask if I can watch and Record

What would you do if HITSUGAYA started hitting on you?

be confused for a bit, wonder who gave him the moonshine and then accept his advances.

what would you do if a drunk Ikkaku was hitting on you?

Facepalm and try to get him to go after someone else

What would you do if Rukia asked you out with one of here terrible drawings?

ummmmm..... ok I'll go out with you I guess? (cripes hope Grimmy doesn't find out)

What would you do if a SOBER Umechika hit on you?

*blink and starts to edge out of the room. once clear-* knew it XD

What would you do if Icchigo asked you out?

ask him why he won't ask Rukia who WANTS his fool ass

What would you do if you caught me and Grimmjow mid-yiff?

Smile say"sorry thought this room was empty" leave and then secretly record you two

What would you do if you if you caught me and Rangiku mid-yiff?

watch from the closet, hoping Grimmy thought I was asleep or he'd probably munch on me

What would you do if after you and Rangiku were done yiffing and got dressed, only to have Grimmjow ask if you saw his 'little loveslave' around.

Weigh my options trying to decide whether or not it was more interesting to see you get used by Grimmjow or to potentially get eaten my self

What would you do if I told him where you were?

try to hide further back in the closet as he reached for me before submitting to his dominance.

What would you do if Yammy was proven gay and attracted to you?

try to get away if I can and if not hope he has A LOT of lube

What would you do if ulqurria got you on loan from Grimmjow?

hope Ulquiorra wasn't a psycho freak in the bed so I can still walk tomorrow

What would you do if Yammy didn't have a lot of Lube

o_0 try to go to my happy place

What would you do if you could be an Arrancar?

REJOICE FOR ME AND GRIMMY-KUN WOULD BE TOGETHER!

What would you do if Ulquiorra ever figured out how to smile?

Hide it's gotta be the end of the world

What would you do I stark asked you to play with llynette?

look confused for a second, then go "sure...I guess?"

what would you do if Ulquiorra was gay fer you?

Roll my eyes and say, "Get a real name, moron! Oh, and no thanks; ask Shadowfang or Lucian."

What would you do if I grew to the size of the empire state building, then squashed you to my sexy ass?

Start a new series of butt jokes featuing Metzy.

Why would you do if you were told resistance is futile?