1000 ways to unlock Lucario in Pokemon Red

It's pretty simple just do 1000 ways to unlocking Lucario in Pokemon Red anything can be mentioned and you have to put what way your are on so I'll start first.

Step 1: Make a pidgey eat a Fire Stone

So anything can be mentioned as long as the other person links with the previous person it is simple.

So for example, you could put "then feed the Pidgey to Pikachu."

And that is it.

(oh so like my never ending chest code... except theres no point to it, its just amusing X3)
step 2: take the pidgey to a charizard

Step 3: Make Charizard eat the Pidgey

step 4: proceed to offer yourself to the charizard.

Step 5: Let Charizard eat you

step 6: once inside the charizard, let the pidgey eat you.

Step 7: Punch the Pidgey's stomach to escape

Step 8 once outside the pidgy do the Carmeldasen

Step 9: After you have done the Caramelldansen pee in Charizard's intestine

Step 10: throw the pidgy in it

Step 11: Sing "Thnks fr th Mmrs".

Step 12: the charizard is now Anoyed. let it throw you up

Step 13: Swear at the .

step 14: have the charizard rape you in anger.

Step 15: Run Like hell!

Step 16: Throw a Rare Candy at Charizard

Step 17: catch the charizard with the Uber-Cheap-Ball

Step 18: Eat the Charizard's Uber-Cheap-Ball

Step 19: Shove a pole down your throat and open the Uber-Cheap-Ball

Step 20: let the charizards head stick outta your mouth

Step 21: Let the Charizard burn your rival

Step 22 have the charizard use Hyper Beam while you screem "IM A FIRIN MAH LAZOR!!!"

Steo 23: Fire the LAZOR!!!

step 24: swallow the charizard again for safe keeping.

step 25 make sure the charizard goes back in its Uber-Cheap-Ball

Step 26: Poo out the ball.

Step 27: Clean it off

step 28: put the ball on your belt.

Step 29: Put it right next to the ball Eevee is in

Step 30: Let Eevee out

Step 31: Use a Fire Stone on Eevee

Step 32: place the flareon in your pants. X3

Step 33: make the flareon pissed!

Step 34: Piss on the Flareon.

Step 35: let the flareon give you 5th degree crotch burns

36: Go to Nurse Joy and say you need plastic surgery on your crotch.

Step 37: stop yourself from gigglign as she gives you crotch surgery

Step 38: Say to nurse Joy you have an unexpected discharge in your penis

Step 39: Discharge your penis lazor

Step 40: Watch as Nurse Joy swallows your lazor beem!!

Step 41: blush as your penis growslarger due to the swallowing lazer discharge 0.0

Step 42: Look as Nurse Joy isn't stopping

Step 43: atempt to get away from Peniszilla... but its attatched to you

Step 44: Stay and enjoy the pleasure!

Step 45: Try and stop nurse Joy from eating your penis lazor witch has caused her to grow 19 times her origional size

Step 46: Make Charizard eat her!!

step 47: then eat charizard... again...

step 48: get your gialt belly and penis out the door

Step 49: Zip up your pants

step 50: Run around screaming I gots a charzard in mah belleh that ate a huge nurse Joy