Hi everyone

I'm kinda suprised I joined so I hope it's good here

You're surprised you joined here? Werer you expecting somewhere else? Why, I supposed I'd be quite surprised too if I thought I was signing up for some literary forum only to discover I'd somehow subscribed to Dainish Cheese Fancy instead.
Well since you're here you might as well look around you (probable) pervert you. And (more importantly) since I'm here I might as well introduce myself as well. I'm Mage, the asinine admin. Once I have a mind to hang out here as much as I used to (and I will eventually) you'll find out how I got that name. Well technically I gave it to myself but no one's corrected me thus far so I'm running with it.
Sure I suppose I should give the obligitory "oh don't break the rules" "it's good to have you here" "always happy to see new face" but really who gives to (post vore) craps about any of that anyway? Welcome to the site, don't cause trouble blah blah blah, you get the idea.

Welcome Hungerstruck, hope you enjoy your stay in HPF or maybe you should move here.