Squeak! o.o

Allo folks, I be Cyrus the Mewtwo o.o Wish I'd've known about this place a long time ago, this is certainly a place I oughta visit more often...

Some basics about me: I'm a blue Mewtwo with a few metal body parts here and there, the outcome of a nasty DNA experiment on human children. I got a bit of a decent-length backstory floating about, including my sister Petra (who is a Blaziken), but most of it is nonvorish and probably boring to all of you.

I usually prefer to be prey, but I can play pred as well, and my preferences are soft oral, unbirthing, and tail, and sometimes cock. I probably have a million other things that make me picky but I think I'll save them so I don't sound like some kinda newb on the first day of joining.


Anyways...I guess I'ma sniff around for a bit while making myself at home...does anyone know if my mate Floppybelly or my brother Redguardian are here at all? o.o

Hola!

Como estas?

Let me the first one here to welcome you to our family! My name is Draca the Charganium and my child Tahonue the Luhlosion, and my dear friend Gardenia the Baypius. It is so nice to meet you and I hope you find us to be a decent crowd!

*Wanders in with hir kids following* No, but I'm here. Hehe. Welcome to HPF. You should be meeting some of the other members soon, including the insane Octillery admin Magetorment. Enjoy your stay at the crazy hangout for Pokémon and vore. This is where I can be found, where I can roleplay, and can do adult scenes if I'm careful. Almost everyone here knows about my problem as I was here even before this all happened.

Oh! I should also mention that Draca is my daughter, due to me unbirthing a Charizard and then a Meganium and they got combined in me and she came out as a result.

Hehe, Thanks mom.

*Giggles* You're welcome.

Oh ho ho, my modly minnion want to use a non English language eh? Well two can play at that game! (Thanks to Nintendo wi-fi).

Konichiwa. Hajimimashte, boku wa Mage-sama desu. Dozuyoroshiku.

It's a new~~~ guy~~~! Hey there new guy, I'm Mage, the asinine admin and one of the big bosses around here. I see you've already met my modly minion. We're pretty relazed around these parts, and you don't seem like a phenominal idiot, so I doubt we'll have any problems. If you have any questions feel free to ask... Red, yah ask Red, he's not doing anything important. Feel free to harass him in the most obnoxious way you can think of, personaly I think if he's not bothered at least seventeen times a day he starts to feel like he's not needed. That was a joke abouviously, I do that a lot. The top brass told me to stop, but since I can't he told me to at least point it out. That's a little hit and miss but you shouldn't worry about that.

Anyway if you're having in problems or need some help feel free to PM me. I'm on often enough to noticed, probably. Anyway have fun around here.

why helo there! Im Zeph, the (first) Local Latios with the hot bayleef friend! I usually hang around the RP section and the chat. Im also open for RP's through MSN... and I think I have seen you friend red around...he was in the chat the last time I saw him...

@ Mage: XDDDD I missed your crazy posts, golden glob... I literaly LMAO'd with the WIFI joke...

... *just stares blankly at Mage for a second, then turns around and works on greeting the new arrival instead*

Hey there, Cyrus. (Great name, by the way. Gives me Chrono Trigger flashbacks.) Unfortunately, the jist of what Mage said was true, but probably best to direct your questions and concerns my way. Mainly because the Octillery's too busy being completely insane to get much done.

The info on my profile's character sheet should be enough for you to get a good idea of what my main character's like... And if you ever have to suffer the presence of my secondary, his nature should become brutally apparent to you in no time.

Hmm, was there anything else...? Oh, feel free to hit me up on IM, I'm typically on MSN the most nowadays. If I'm not completely swamped, I'll be more than happy to chat with you.

Silly fox but, being compleatly snooker loopy doesn't make me too busy to do anything, it just greatly effects how I get things done. (On an unrelated note jumping off cliffs or out windows is not a good idea for shortcuts. Don't ask me how I know this,)

Chrono Trigger? I've never played the game, so I have no idea.

I've been told my name is the same as the leader of Team Galaxy...but I also have no idea, as I don't play poke games anymore. o.o

Heheh... Remind me to tell you how to get your hands on the game later. And yes, it is... Which means you're going to have to deal with Kitti either loving you or despising you for that. I'm not sure which...

RedMage89 wrote:Heheh... Remind me to tell you how to get your hands on the game later.

If you mean a rom, don't bother, I'm sure it's buried in a collection of them on my external hard drive somewhere...I do remember seeing my friend play it once, but since I'm not very fond of RPGs it never caught my attention...

It sqweeks.

Chrono Trigger was my very first RPG, the one that pushed me into playing them. It's pritty neat for an RPG, with no exp grinding: If you're good, you should never need to hang around in a spot to get stronger.