Hey... Call my Kite

Hi. I'm Kite. I am what I call, a Tychu. Half Typhlosion, half Raichu. My past is a blur to me so don't ask about family and whatnot. All you need to know about me, is that you should get on my good side, and fast.

But, I am here to make friends so I will have to control myself now won't I?

Tychu? I think you might mean Typhlochu or something.

Hehe. Welcome to HPF. I'm Sapphire, the resdential pregnant herm Mewtwo who loves having kids and always has an army following, called that due to how many of them there are. Hehe. Have fun and enjoy your stay.

I'm Kismet, and I'm dead so you don't scare me X3.
I'm the HPF's resident ghost, but I'm pretty harmless unless you're a steel type. Stop by the Junkyard and visit some time!

Oh hey a new guy, I like new guys, they taste like grits, and I hate grits...Wait, that didn't make a whole lot of sense. New people don't taste like grits, they taste like cumquats, and I hate cumquats. Huh, I must hate new guys then. So don't cross me new guy, unless you taste like cake, I fucking love cake.

Oh joy, someone new. Welcome to HPF, glad you came in. Fallow rules and hope you like pork. *Toss pork at Kite.*

*Takes the pork with a smile, all the while keeping a close eye on Mage.*