King or Queen of the hill

[b]King or Queen of The Hill
[/b]For this game all you have to do is remain King or Queen of the hill.

The rules are simple
- No Killing them, they come back (NOT ZOMBIES)
- Always claim the hill after doing what you do?
- No Profanity
- Lastly, enjoy the game.

Example

Player 1: Claims the hill, because no one has taken it before.
Player 2: Throws a rock at his foot, and he hops, then falls and rolls down the hill.
Player 3: Claims the unclaimed hill.
Player 4: Blows you up with explosives. My hill.

[b]Be Sure To Claim The Hill
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Okay since i just made this forum game.
I claim the hill.

*rolls catapult into view, hurls a sleeping snorlax at you* not fer long you ain't! because I claim it! XD

Well ShadowFang it says you posted but it doesnt show the post?
And can somone fix the Bolded things, its not working for me, i fix it but when i go to save it go to a page that shows a disconnection of internet, but it will let me load anything else?

Okay nevermind um?

Well i throw a swinging primape at you to run you down the hill.
My hill.

WAHHH! XD *runs away from Primeape and calls out her Infernape to use Close Combat on the Primeape AND you!* MY HILL! X3

*blasts at Infernape with FLUDD, then hurls FLUDD at you to knock you off the hill*
My hill!

*is hit, rolls down hill* X_x *gets up dusts off calls out Groudon to use Earthquake and rattle you off hill* OwO MY HILL! X3

*runs up and kicks you off the hill* My hill! *hugs the hill*

*faceplants at bottom of hill* dang... *runs up and tackles you off* MY HILL! X3 *sits on hilltop*

*takes out a tank and shoots the cannon blowing you off the hill. Then jumps out and sits on the hill*
I own the hill!

*lands far away, calls out abra, teleports back and psychic attacks you off the hill* no I OWN THE HILL! XD

*Calls a Mewtwo which blasts you across the world* I own the hill

*uses Abra, teleports to foot of hill, returns Abra calls out Arceus, he uses his insane power to shove you and the mewtwo away* I OWN DA HILL OwO

*Warps the elements, flattens the hill, and the creates a new one under own feet* I own the hill!

*Stands at the center of the hill and farts, forcing everyone else to either evacuate or pass out.* I own this hill!

*Puts on a gas mask and rolls the Zangoose down the hill, then settles down and takes a nap at the top*

*uses air cannon to blast Houndoom off hill, and runs up it* MY HILL! OwO

*uses dig to burrow underneath and up through the hill, coming up with great force right underneath the vaporsian, knocking her away while also emerging myself at the top of the hill* My hill!

*Catchs a U shaped ramp to launch back up, landing on Foxyumbreon like a boulder and knocking them back off the hill.* I own it!

*Brings in some construction equipment, then dumps a large amount of dirt on the hill, burying everyone while also making the hill taller! Then casually saunters up and curls back up.*

*digs free after a bit and kicks houndoomed off* OwO my hill!

*Puffs up like a balloon, blowing away all the dirt, and sitting on the old hill albeit bigger then it is.* My hill... infact I seem to be the hill.

*climbs on FZB's head* MY HILL! lol

*summons lugia to omnom shadow fang* my hill!

O_o *runs away from Lugia and Glomps Latios, rolling Latios down the hill* MY HILL OwO

Aaand boot to the head! *and thus boots the vaporsian and claims the hill again* ^^

*I shove silver into my cock* mmm... my hill!

X_x ouch....*sits fer a minute then tackles Latios and thus Silver off hill* OwO I REFUSE TO BE BEAT! MY HILL!

*I "shoot" silver into Shadowfang, knocking them both down, and making them both white.* Mine.

I got jizzed on...*scrambles up hill away from Silver, Shadow Claw strikes Latios off* MY HILL! X3

*I throw furries at you and knock you off* mah hill!!!!

Iz been furried...O_o *throws them BACK at you and runs up hill* no itz not! becuz itz MAH HILLZ! OwO

*I omnomnom Shadowfang and pat my gut* my hill!

*wriggles laughing* but Iz IN you so MAH HILL TOO! OwO

*I gurgle and digest shadowfang* mmmm... now its mine!

*reforms, Glompnoms Latios* MAH HILLZ! -w-

*I give you a horrible stomach ache, forcing you to go to the hospital and get stomach pumped, and while your trying to get out, I reclaim my hill* MIEN!@

*gets out of hospital finally, hitz ya with water balloons* MAH HILL!

*I attack you with my maple syrup canon* my hill!

*throws waffle bomb, buries you in waffles* MAH HILL NAO!

*I nom the waffles and roll over you* mah hill!

*gets up after dazed for a moment* grrrr *uses Waterfall to shoot you off hill runs to top* MAH HILL OwO

*I train, lose all my fat, return and kick you off the hill and into space* MY HILL! RAAAAAAAAWR!

*fooms back into existence, has Palkia spatial rift you off the hill, sits down* MAH HILLZ FWEE! X3

*I have dialga throw you back in time* mah hill no jutsu!!!

*Celebi brings meh back, and takes YOU away* MAH HILL SUCKA!

*Celebi accidentally takes back in time, screws over the timeline, and i end up as the king* mwahahah!

-_-

DOWN WITH DA TYRANT! *leads rebellion against you and gains hill* MAH HILL

*I release the T virus and boot you off the hill with my army of zombie minions* MIEN!

*unleashes Tallahassee on teh zombeh's and reclaims hill*

MIEN HILL!

(google the movie Zombieland if you dunno what I mean by Tallahassee as a mans nickname)