King or Queen of the hill

*Uses a drive to use Josh as a golf ball to make a hole in one* FORE! and now it's mein again

*moans and slowly staggers up to Lucian, waving a white flag* You win, Lucian...you're too clever. *while secretly thinking that he might be a masochist, the flag morphs into a Ditto, whom tackles Lucian down the hill* Well, see ya later, Lucian! My hill again; no Lucario is going to out-fox me!

He tumbles down the hill and throws the ditto of into the lake. "Well josh looks like you do have some sneaky tricks up your sleeve." He walks back up the hill calmly and smiles at the meowth "You may have one that battle but the war is still going." As he says that he presses a button and a silo door opens and a rocket launches into the air, with a strong wire tied around Josh's ankle. "And mein again Joshy boy."

*comes back some time later, glaring at Lucian* Thanks for that trip to the moon...I enjoyed seeing the Clefairy. But now, it's time to play charades, Lucian! Okay, who am I? *pulls out a large hammer from his 'hammer space', then uses it to flatten Lucian, then he sits on top of the flat Lucario* My hill again while you think about it.

He grumbles some and teleports out from under and away from josh. He comes back later with what looks like a normal baseball bat. "Charades huh? Well guess what game I'm from?' He uses the bat to launch josh of into the sunset. "Well whadaya know? I got a home run and the hill is mine again."

*stomps back up later, charred-black and his tail on fire* Lucian, remind me to ask the Philadelphia Phillies if they'll give you a contract for your great arm strength, you rotten Lucario. Oh, and I was being Amy Rose. Because you failed to guess, you have to face the punishment! *claps his hands together, then pushes them into the ground and creates a weird white circle, and a huge cannon suddenly appears before Lucian* Okay, who am I now? *blasts the cannon, launching Lucian away even further than he did me* Oh, and it's my hill again, just so you know.

He walks back covered in snow and ice. "Well that was a pretty good Edward Elrick impression, and I now know that there Santa does not live on the north pole. Now its my turn let's see if you can guess mine." He pulls on some with gloves and snaps his fingers, and a huge explosion blast the meowth into outer space. "Oh look the hill is mine again."

*falls down from space, frozen in a block of ice, but the ice shatters as he lands* Y-y-you'll p-p-pay for t-t-that, L-L-Lucian! *tries to warm up* You know how space is! Oh...and let me guess, you were Roy Mustang? Very nice, if I do say so myself. *gives Lucian a hug, but then ties him in a knot* Bite my smooth furry ass, Lucian! *laughs and sits on Lucian's back* Oh, and in case you don't know, that's a parody of what some other characters says...anyway, my hill again.

He smirks and teleports again out from under the cat. "Yes your right and Bender is one of my favorites from Futurama." He pats Josh on the head before reaching behind him and slamming a blue bass guitar on and shouting NYAAA, burring him from the neck up into the hill. "Ah look a nice garden gnome for my hill"

*moans and wags his head from side-to-side in pain as little Pidgey circle his head, then he smiles weakly up at Lucian* Ugh...well, I can live with this, to be honest. *purrs and just accepts this humiliating fate, finally letting Lucian win*

Lucian sits and tickles Josh's nose with a feather "Alright but now ya gotta put up with this, cause you didn't guess who I was."

O______O;;;; *sneezes like crazy and thrashes around madly, trying to scratch his nose* N-no fair! I-I have no idea who you were that time! *tries to use his Hypnosis on Lucian while he looks him in the eyes*

Lucian stares back deviously as hes eye's become reflective ."Sorry your not the first but your a little stronger than most" He stifles a yawn and continues talking."I'll give you a hint she's from FLCL"

*keeps trying to hypnotize him, not closing his eyes* I...don't watch that show...so you win this time...Lucian. *tries not to yawn himself*

Lucian yawns and uses Josh as a pillow and mutters "It's Haruko she's the weird one who talks to cat's and drives crazy on a moped" before falling asleep

*squeaks a bit as his mouth and face are covered up and used as a pillow, but purrs softly for Lucian* (Oh, NOW I remember that show...yeah, I know her now. Regardless...good night, king-of-the-hill Lucian; your pillow will be here to keep you company)

Aww, it's too cute to breakup ^_^. *Instead just sits on Lucian and declares myself king.*

*wakes up and blinks a bit as he's being laid on by both Lucian and Mew* Uh...okay, this is weird...it looks like Mew is king...

*Runs and Jumps, trying to land ontop of mew, but misses and rolls to the bottom* um... king of the flat land next to the hill!

*puts both in a comfy space ship and sends them to venus for fu- I mean for Science! X3* Cool look at that...oh and I'm king again

*comes back some time later, smirking while being hailed as a national hero for being the first cat to Venus* Thanks for the national publicity, Lucian; I'm now very famous and a millionaire. *snaps his fingers, and his new Gallade butler removes Lucian from the hill* Thank you; I will tip you good for that. *gets out a fancy chair and sits on it* Ah, my hill again.

(Ah my procrastination is acting up again...)

Lucian returns sometime latter with a big smile on his face. "Hey there josh you know what? Your millions inspeired me to go become famous, and rich. Turns out becoming a rock star really isn't that hard, and on that note..." Lucina snaps his fingers too and one million fans tackled Josh and carried him far off into the distance. "Ah good to be king."

Nah, I'm just messin' with ya!

Swamps the hill with a tidal wave, knocking you all off and claming it fer meself!
"Sorreh, Couldn't resist!"

*boots Adler off the hill with a steel-toed boot, right in the butt* This hill belongs to Meowths and Lucarios only! Mainly Meowths, since they're cuter and make much better pets!

(pokes head in) "hi is there room for a charizard on this here hill"

Uh...sure there is...it's fine by me. *makes room and smiles politely* But, if you see any Lucario or Persian hybrids, you'd better watch out!

(gets on hill also smiling politely) why thank you ^_^
anyway what are they planning to do exactly?

*whispers* Prepare yourself...when you least expect it, they'll gang up on both of us and send us off this hill! Who knows what they'll do? They're crazy, I tell you! They might even get some foolish Anime characters come and get us off!

well all they will get is a nice fresh flamethower from me ^_^
we will not be budged from this hill